Bobby Darin sang a song that was very popular called "If I was a Carpenter."
I'm sure some of you are unfamiliar with it, so here's a link so you know what it sounds like.
Now, just so you understand how my brain works, when the Cardinals had John Mabry and Chris Carpenter together on their team, I wrote this (sing it to the tune of If I was a Carpenter.)

If I was Chris Carpenter
And you were John Mabry
Would you pinch hit for me?
Would you have my A-B?
I just wanted you to know what you're dealing with.
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