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25 January, 2015

2015 Royal Rumble pool entrants

and here they are... Good luck!

1 - @clepacolypse
2 - @drewsmith23
3 - @jay_g_25
4 - @sbush80012
5 - @frazier_kyle
6 - @jsross1981
7 - Joseph Bainbridge
8 - jdjigga4885
9 - @al_bogdan
10 - @kreslovric
11 - @medallaguy
12 - @midevenings
13 - @VintheHam
14 - @KiwiDegenerate
15 - @unejakey
16 - @Day_MGD
17 - @alsnack
18 - @chicorican
19 - @Jaykay3354
20 - @JMess3035
21 - @jcassady
22 - @ernestopeimbert
23 - @wbdarcy
24 - @dj1241
25 - @tgiles17
26 - @mader5507
27 - @jralpert10 
28 - @woods4_three
29 -  @starofsavage

30 - @JawnFruman

22 January, 2015

A Few Good Ballboys

With help from folks on twitter, here's a quick look at today's Tom Brady press conference

Reporter: Col. Brady, if you ordered the footballs not be touched, why would they be in danger? Why would it be necessary to re-check the PSI?
Brady: Sometimes men take footballs into their own hands.
Reporter: No, sir. You made it clear just a moment ago that ballboys never take matters into their own hands. Your ballboys follow orders or PSI changes. So the footballs shouldn't have been in any danger at all, should they have, Col. Brady?
Brady: You snotty, little bastard.
Reporter: Colonel Brady, did you order the PSI?!

PR person: Tom.you don't have to answer that question!

Brady: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Reporter: I think I'm entitled!

Brady: You want answers?!

Reporter: I want the truth!
Brady: Son, we live in a world that has balls, and those balls have to be guarded by men with guns. Not the Aaron Hernandez kind of guns, guns like Gronk has. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Adam Schefter? You Chris Mortensen?
I have a greater responsibility and hotter wife than than you could possibly fathom. You weep for the Colts and you curse the Patriots. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the Colts loss, while sloppy, probably saved Super Bowl ratings. And my existence, while beautiful and incomprehensibly charming to everyone, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at fantasy drafts, you want me on those balls, you need me on those balls. We use words like "Blue 90", "55 is the mike", "Omaha". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent quarterbacking. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to an audience who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the victories I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said Go Patriots!, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a football and take a snap from center. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Reporter: Did you order the PSI??
Brady: I did the job I...
Reporter: Did you order the PSI?*
Brady: You're Goddamn right I did!

15 January, 2015

2015 Royal Rumble contest

It's that time again!
It's the 4th annual Royal Rumble Pool!

Here's how it works. Leave your name and twitter handle in the comments section of this post. SENDING ME A TWEET DOES NOT ENTER YOU.
(Your name will not appear in the comments box until I approve the comment, so if you don't see it right away, don't panic. It may take a while.)

  YOU ARE NOT GUARANTEED AN ENTRY. THIS IS A LOTTERY. 

  I will randomly select 30 people on 1/24 from the comments section.
  
  If your number matches the entrance number of the superstar who wins the Rumble, you win.
Three years ago I used the hypothetical example "if Sheamus comes in at #22, wins and you have that number, you win." And that's what happened! Two years ago I used "Cena at #18" for my hypothetical and he came in at 19 and won. Last year I went with Batista at #14. He won from the 28 slot. This year we'll go with Dean Ambrose at #21. Regardless, you get the wrestler that comes in at the number I assign you, and if he wins, you win. Simple as $9.99 

   I will post the names of the entrants and the number they've been assigned here on the blog on 1/25.

   Prizes will include a Jim Ross barbecue sauce prize pack and a signed item from him as well as your choice of products from WWE.Com totaling $100  

  Please only submit your name once. Good luck to all.